I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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