Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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