I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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