We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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