Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he fucked my hip out of place.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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