We're facebook friends in real life
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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