I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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