I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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