How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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