Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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