Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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