I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize