You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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