how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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