Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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