if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Randomize