My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize