: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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