I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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