I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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