I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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