there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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