so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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