I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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