So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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