Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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