Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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