Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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