Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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