Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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