he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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