did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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