So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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