have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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