I don't think brook has ever known best
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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