I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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