My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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