any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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