It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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