Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
