Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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