She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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