This girl is more easily done than said...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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