if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I am one with the molecules
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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