Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She is in my trunk
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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