She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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