i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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