so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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