Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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