i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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