are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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