Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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