**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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