so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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