Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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