Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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