I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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